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Cock of the week

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I have decided to introduce a segment to appreciate and jointly mock someone who behaves contrary to the interests of the human race – hence Cock of the week!

No wi must start at the beggining for you to really appreciate this man. As my friends and i sat on the deck of a local celebrating a birthday we saw the entrance of a man (late 50s) in a BMW convertable (black of course) with his blonde belter sitting next to him (mid 40s blonde hair decent body – looked late 30s) so as you can imagine this wasnt a jaw dropping site – average car, average woman, average man! This prompted our surprise when with the top down and driving with one hand on the top of the steering wheel like he was 50 cent – looked in our direction and smiled as if he was in a Bugatti Veyron with Heidi Klum next to him. This was understandable and enjoyable but the real fun STARTED when he parked his nice new car a little to close to the barrier and crashed with a rather loud bang! This was the start of the abuse. He left the vehicle disgruntled and began to drink away his pain in the same establishement. Apon leaving he was destined to prove his waining coolness and with massive intent floored the accelarator hoping for a ‘cool’ speedy exit. HOWEVER he forgot to move the gear stick to R – and was stuck in drive – this meant he launched his new baby over the barrier and got stuck on top of it!

This caused about 10 car gaurds to spring into action and help the poor stranded soul – they managed to build the moron a ramp and finally get him off – all the while this genius didnt lend a hand – yes you are thinking it – HES A COCK!

After a sheepish exit it was decided to point out men of this fashion! So well done Sir you are the inspiration for and the first recipient of the;

STM COCK OF THE WEEK!

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