So you know North Korea right? Venezuela yes? Zim huh?

Well now that I’ve hopefully scared you somewhat let’s get going – oh wait one more, Nazi Germany!

Everyone with me?

So in short the new info bill says the following . . . the government in order to protect, national security (what f*#king national security??) can render any document, publication or any kind of media classified, because lets be fair Wikileaks biggest goldmine of data that the world wants to get its hand on is South African secrets (that was sarcasm if you are a sociopath and didn’t get it!)

What does this mean exactly? It means that anything anyone writes can without any reason or any particular decision except for that decided by the fat guys who chill in parliament doing f*#k all but ban Marijuana and Alcohol advertising (that was shameless marketing for two other posts yes!)

On a more serious note take me as a blogger for example. I like to, well, air the most idiotic parts of our ruling party occasionally (only when they deserve it of course). This would more than likely be made confidential because it’s construed as negative and if I were to publish it I’d end up in Gitmo faster than you could tweet about it . . .

So you are all pretty smart I’m guessing (you read STM so you must be at least 10 IQ points higher than the average government official) so what does this bill essentially destroy?

Yes its called FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

This bill quite simply states any expression in any media that is for whatever reason deemed wrong, by someone which will more than likely be JUJU MALEMA in future, you will be put in jail. Now do me a favour and go read the first line of this post again – sound familiar?

But don’t worry, we are not quite there just yet. The bill has been taken away for some ‘tinkering’ (code for what can we change so the public forget we are trying to push through communist crap?)  But don’t lose faith, when this bill resurfaces and DOES GET PASSED by parliament there is STILL another barrier we can all rely on . . . THE SUPREME COURT, the heart of honesty, integrity and justice . . . oh wait!