Tuesday 12th of June 1996, been a long day. Rebecca stands up against the glass, she’s upset. “I Can’t believe keith forgot . . . .again”. “I set the alarm for 6:15″, she thinks as she lets out another long sigh. Third time this week I couldn’t get up. Just one more day till this is all over. She’s been depressed again. time seemingly endless, only lets for another day of disappointment.
She’s back at her local Laundromat. Just two blocks down from end street. Shouting “ God I wish he would just help out once in a while”. Keith isn’t a bad person, maybe just not the best boyfriend. Always thinking about himself . . . .
“This is the last time I do his washing” she mumbles to herself as she goes in to do another load.
Most woman use pregnancy as an excuse to grow a massive new frame which will then remain for the rest of their lives -- they use the baby as a reason to guzzle everything and anything because ‘the baby needs it’ -- well the baby doesn’t need its mother to become an immobile blog for the rest of her life IN FACT the healthier / fitter the mother the better it is for both mom and child. This then is the reason i get so pissed off when women say they got fat after giving birth -- they didn’t they got fat during pregnancy and then decided they loved eating crap and sitting on their ass more than their normal life before and decided to stay that way!
Now i can imagine that every woman reading this is already typing an agro response to me telling me that i wouldn’t know and thats how it is blah blah blah -- if you want to continue that letter -- go right ahead you fat lazy bastard but if you want to tell me it cant be done PLEASE see the below video FOUR WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH -- now we arent asking you to be back on a runway after one month but my goodness 20 years later if you are still carrying preggie fat you should be SHOT!
I love a good hit -- usually its in rugby where a guy (generally a prissy English center) is breaking through the center and someone like Bakkies, Victor, Juan or one of the other beasts mows him down from the side so hard that you can see the teeth rattle in his mouth -- but football is sometimes (not often) is just as hardcore -- ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE 6 YEAR OLDS (love the second one -- man that had to hurt!)
The thing i can never understand is WHY no one except Apple can design cool stuff – i mean seriously surely the easiest part of designing anything is the aesthetic? Isn’t the actual machine the hard part? So why is it that time and time again its the boys and girls at Apple who continually redefine COOL!
Well finally someone has come up with the new cool (well not really new but at least a close second!)
Once a year this show comes to life and provides millions of men and women around the world with mental images that last the entire year until the next shows – images of such perfect beauty that they can only be Victoria’s girls!
Marrissa Miller - THE BENCHMARK!
Here are those perfect creatures who bring fantasy alive with each step!
Believe the rumors because they’re true; Audi does have a secret test track hidden up in the Northern Cape. Situated about 30-kilometres East of Pofadder, this satellite image taken off Google Maps clearly shows the elusive oval test facility lying out in a portion of desert said to be a strict no-fly zone. Roughly four kilometers from corner to corner, this gargantuan piece of asphalt also appears to have a smaller, more technical handling track intersecting its two main straights as well as fully equipped pit facility. One of the hottest parts of South Africa, you can bet this is where Audi does a great deal of their warm weather testing. Don’t believe me? Go check it out on Google Maps for yourself…
. . . im not sure if you recall this BUT if you think the below picture is stupid – read on . . .
. . . A few years ago in beloved RSA the department of health really wanted to do something to help stop the spread of HIV and the rate of unwanted pregnancies – so they wracked their brains and had meetings and strategy sessions and after months of debate and resource (as usually happens in government) they came up with a brilliant scheme. They would give out free condoms to the public – but wait you say this is not anything new lets be realistic – but thats why the plan was so brilliant – they were going to attach a letter to the condom explaining to the public why they should use condoms and what the benefits were!
So happy with their new found plans they spread the message to all local councils and got them working on this – little did they think or care as to how the letter would be attached to the condom – that didn’t matter the plan was clear and all were happy. So around the country hundred and thousands of civil servants who were tasked with this project picked up their staplers and with smile across their faces started stapling letters to condoms and to make sure the condom didn’t lose its letter they stapled right through the center – this meant it would be fastened until the man who needed it would read the letter and tear off the much needed condom!!
Great plan guys – a tip for future – the devil is in the detail (oh plus your plan was fking moronic to begin with – its like closing your window and thinking it will stop a tsunami)
Makes this guys fail seem rather insignificant doesn’t it!
I was awake (albeit rather hammered) but i didn’t see this piece of space overhead -- i believe the Pretoria dudes saw this chunk flying through the air -- it could have been blocked by the massive boerewors curtains -- its the only logical reason i can think of?
Virtual Wall is an innovative device that makes it safer for pedestrians to cross the road by projecting laser images when the red traffic light is on.
The new generations are changing the world. We use technology to gain information faster, we read magazines because books are too much of a commitment and we watch series because movies require hours that we just dont have! In the famous words of the infallible Henry David Thoreau 'We must suck the marrow out of life'. This site is going to help you do just that. This site is about the pieces of genius and interest that lay scattered amongst so much debris of everyday life - if only the world could do the same with everything. ENJOY!
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